Swearing and Slangs

OKAYS so now it's time for another blog entry :) this one's about curse words and slangs. have fun with this one guys xD
so like, i never swear intentionally. like, i never say "f*ck off" or "YOU SON OF A B*TCH", you know? i find swear words useless, 'cause they're simple innocent words someone decided to use to hurt someone else's feelings. 'cause like seriously, when you think about it, most of the swear words have the most harmless meanings.
fuck: sex
bitch: female dog
fag: to tire by labor (meaning you get tired from working)
faggot: bundle of sticks
AND SO ON. it's so pointless. when someone tells you "Hey you faggot!", it literally means "Hey you bundle of sticks!". SOO retarded >_>. and like, i know the person uses the words to hurt someone else, but like, it's so dumb 'cause like, people just take innocent words and make them bad. you can make like, bowl a bad word. like, "You're such a BOWL" jesus christ ><. people these days just make words change their meanings JUST so they can have more "swear words" in their vocabulary. O_o
oh and like, when people say "HOLY SHIT" or "HOLY CRAP". i don't get that, 'cause like, shit and crap means the same thing: poo. since when is poo holy? like, crosses and etc are holy (to some people), i understand that. but POO? when did poo become holy? O_____o but if you want to continue saying female dog or a bundle of sticks, i don't really care. your choice.
- Daisan Z.

I detest swearing. I see no point. But if you want to exclaim in surprise/agony/fury/happiness/etc. why would you use something so offencive (sp?) and harsh? Why not say 'oh my word!' like the good people? D; And I also detest people who swears every two words into their sentence. Do they have no other adjectives to use to describe things? They're just making themselves sound stupid, the exact opposite of their apparent reason for doing so: seeming cool. Anyways, swearing is stupid. The end. That is all.
-Lu L.